losing my sanity

so say hello to a new YouTube convert.
this stuff is fantastic.
its comfort food for a bored mind.
a treadmill that you're on and don't know how to get off.
like candy for kids.
you can go crazy with it and then hyperventilate.

but i have other reasons to hyperventilate, so YouTube's off the hook for now.

this may sound abnormal, but i'm clarifying that i make no claims to normalcy personally.(normal is for sissies). i'm reading this book called 'i dont know how she does it' about a losing-sanity working mother of two, and i'm losing my sanity just reading it.

its supposed to be funny but i'm sure this is true for a lot of women out there who are trying to juggle career and kids. i'm sure this is what their lives really are. and its not funny. they're driving themselves insane in a competitive world and a chauvinistic workplace.
i should stop reading it immediately.
this thing is giving me BP.
but i cant.
its like the candy thing.
you know you should stop, but you just cant.
so today i skipped work to give myself some time for myself, and guess what?
i was back with the book.
like i said, can't stop.

does anyone know what i'm talking about?